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Audie Demotivational Poster

AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.

TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero

HELL AND BACK - Most decorated soldier in WWII. Kinda gives new meaning to "Murphy's Law".

TAGS: audie murphy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:55 pm
his plane crashes, the Army works desperately hard over the next few decades to keep turning a p*** drunk into a legend by creating a special club for leaders to "get into" called the Sgt Audie Murphy Club.
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
And there we have Murphy's Law. It works both ways.
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:51 pm
the Army, desperate for a living hero,"spins"the story, he gets parades, gets promoted ridiculously fast, goes on an alcohol spree for a few more years, touches some little boys, flies to NY to face the preliminary federal hearings,
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
Take an emo(according to his platoon sgt) private, have him disobey orders to retreat, he gets lucky that the burning tank he jumps on doesn't explode, he kills less than 30 germans in a group of 350+, (that's terrible when using a machine gun)
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 7:10 pm
Audie Murphy
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
who is it
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:03 pm
A good old TEXAS boy.


TAGS: neener can t pee without audience
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
LOL!! 5L

IF THE WORLD'S A STAGE, - then we are the actors, God is the director, angels are the stage hands, the Devil's the critic.... But who is the audience?

TAGS: world stage actors audience
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - June 2, 2012, 4:39 pm
Then the poster is answered. Move along now, nothing more to see here, I guess.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:30 am
I always thought the “actors” were partly the audience, because it’s always funnier when it happens to somebody else. LOL